He bluntly stated, "I'm sorry, but now that you have discovered my secret, you cannot be allowed to live. you're bald?" All the sudden the glimmer left his eyes and his smile melted into a cold frown. My eyes went wide, my mouth went agape, and I could barely manage to stammer out a few words- "You. It's always cool to run into a fan." Then he turned around and I was not prepared for what I was about to see. I approached him from behind and said, "Excuse me? Are you Northernlion? I just wanted to let you know that I am a big fan and I wish you the best." Now I've heard about that funny copypasta, so I didn't want to be weird about it or anything. Although he was faced away from me, I could instantly tell it was him from the zany anecdote he was telling. I walked into a Whole Foods to grab a charcuterie platter and right there at the deli counter, I see NL leaning against the deli counter. What a coincidence- I just recently moved to Vancouver and I too ran into him. still a 63 mo sub on twitch though, love the streams. I blacked out from the pain and when I woke in the ambulance I pulled out my phone and unsubbed from his YT. about those cilck bait thumbnails however-" and before I finished the sentence he kicked me in my balls, causing what doctors would later diagnose as a huge testicular torsion, and sprinted down the street.
I calmly took a breath and said "excuse me, are you Northernlion?" and he turned around and said "yeah" and I went "hey im a huge fan. Yelling "HEY NL HEY RYAN" but he didn't hear me or turn around so I put a final push and finally caught up to him (he was carrying a wholefoods bag with tbone sticking out).
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i SPRINTED up the streets of vancouver, dodging needles, bad drivers and oveerrated tourist steam clocks. I spotted his bald dome nearly 6 blocks away due to the sun shining on it creating a reflection like a lighthouse. After she scanned each bottle and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by going on an unrelated tangent.ĭude i've been unsubbed for years after my own terrible interaction with ryan. When she took one of the bottles and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen bottles of seltzer in his hands without paying. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
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